The Violet Sector

I'll put the best one in. My attempt:

Yippie-ki-yay

Phew Phew Phew

This planet isn't big enough for the two of us...

Did I say I was ready yet??

Look at rankings and fear me!!!

Now that wasn't even close..next time take off your training wings and try again

I cant remember/care if these were in before, so.

Too slow, chicken marengo. Too slow for this cat! (Red Dwarf)

We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack! (Life of Brian)

When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled! (Holy Grail)

It's lethal to trash me!

DANSK JÄVLA!!!

The good will cry and the evil will laugh.

You run and we're gonna be digging a hole for you, you got that?

How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?

I am a woman on a mission!

classic monty python.
Im not dead yet!! - followed by - you'll be dead in a minute! (slight change from he'll to you'll :p)
She's a witch. Burn her. (good for taunting our female players)
None shall pass! - followed by - i have no quarrel with you but i must pass - followed by - then you shall die

now not python,
do you really want to see if there's life after death
if i knew you were coming i'd have baked a cake


From Matrix
Do you hear that?? thats the sound of inevitability
Dont try and shoot my ship, instead realise the truth, there is no ship. (good when youve just cloaked or ran away)

From Oliver
"Please, sir, I want some more."

Full Metal Jacket
From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir!' Do you maggots understand this?"

Here's one:

Stop running away, I need the points!

Bugger off. I'm sleeping.

Go seal, clap for your fish.

That's a new one I put in a month or so ago.

Just a wild idea, very low priority: instead of just the text of the taunts, you could have sound samples with them (or links to samples). This will make many taunts easier to understand, for instance the Pythonesque taunts will start to make more sense. It also gives more opportunity for taunts that might not be understood otherwise. Example: "esc-a-pay" by itself would not make sense, but if you hear the sample with it, it makes more sense (I hope).

You call that a blob? I got a bigger one out of my nose this morning!

Agoraphobia bothering you again?

Free drinks in Tara's on your account?
(some taunts are needed to get people into Tara's bar, imho)